Wicked Part One entered the list in 2024 late with a good to fun
premise, but as a part 1 is not a contender for a best award. Sure
everyone has heard the songs from the musical, but like the first act of
said musical, whether or not a padded remake for movie theaters was
necessary is up for debate.
Lord of the Rings, War of the
Rohirrim was last on the see list, a cartoon animated film from the guy
that did some of the sequels to Ghost in the Shell. Like the not watched
but heard of Rings of Power, an entirely unnecessary story. It isn't
bad, just not really worthy.
Star Trek Lower Decks ended its
fifth and final season with the most member berries for the fans to
date, but this time ignoring events of last season to favor Starship
Locations by just not bringing Locarno up ever again like it never
happened. Well maybe not.
Transformers Earth Spark aired another
season where they erased the background of a gay trans character or just
neglected to mention it, so as not to annoy the hard right which
complained about season one before it even aired, and said character.
This is season two and a half. The story is resolved so there is no
reason to make more of these, but not because of a trans character,
because the toys just aren't selling. The character was called
Nightshade, and she was there and you miss it, with any references to
her gender. This season. Disappointing. Even so, her figure appears in
Cohnirri as another figure. She is trans as frack. So there.
Joker 2, what a way to make Lady Gaga unlikable.
Moana
2, yet another very unnecessary sequel, did have some forgettable
songs, but ultimately we did not need aged up Moana now a teenager going
on another let's save Maui mission.
I did not see Mufasa. Don't ask.
Transformers
One, really wanted to like this origin story, besties become fremeies
deal and want to give it something for at least trying, and for bringing
back Timinus to our cast for a weekend. At least that was something.
Beverly
Hills Cop, Axel F, please, Eddie, give it up already. You are too old
to be convincing. You are no longer edgy or hip. The only hip you are
now is to be worried about breaking a hip walking. No, no more.
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice, again with the let's pretend like 30 years haven't turned
them all into pale ghosts of their former glory.
Alien Romulus
was trying very hard to be great. At times it was, but then they put in
dad jokes and thin references to better movies, so you are tossed out
into the airlock with alien goo and aliens.Not as bad as those Ridley
remake origin stories though. Those sucked. This at least would have
made a fun TV pilot.
Godzilla x Kong, uhm, it did not age well and Millie's not in it. And he gets a cheeky Aussie gay veterinarian. Really.
Star
Trek Prodigy Season 2 rescued from the dustbin to Netflix to air a fine
animated send off to the series. It even had Wessian. Nice.
Bad
Boys Ride or Die, meh title, meh movie. Oh, but there's a marine beating
bad guys, on a TV screen, because the footage was damaged or something,
so it's done all shaky cam with angles, even though security cams don't
do that.
Haikuu 2 the Dumpster Battle was a Japanese anime movie
about volleyball actually. Not bad. Not great. It had some homo erotic
tension it did not shy away from. It just never went for it.
Star
Trek Discovery ends its fifth and final season of a troubled show that
did not find itself until going from unneeded prequel to the far future
where it could have the cast not be known at all to the fleet. Not
conflicted or sad to see it go, but not happy either.
Furiosa a Mad Max story should have been more fun than it claimed to be. Prequel we did not need again.
Dune
part 2 closes the first book but moves things up, but as a whole the
two Dune reimagined films deserve at least cinematic awards.
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review was our first with a guest, nephew Johnny Cook. It had ape people in it. Okay.
Rebel Moon 2 the Scar Giver was by far the worst thing I saw this year, so it's going to get something.
The Wild Robot walks away with best picture. Yay for parental machines.