Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Review: 'Pearl Harbor' has so many plotholes the Japanese air force has first dibs


Pearl Harbor   PG 13           
            Michael Bay, the guy who brought Bad Boys and Armageddon returns in this lavish special effects heavy story based loosely on the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. Tacked on ridiculous love story adds to an overlong, convoluted mess. (They didn't need one). The great visuals of stuff exploding and sinking don't add up to a full story, even at over 3 hours. Affleck really tries, but he doesn't have a lot to work with. Leave it to Hollywood to have a Japanese Zero chasing a convertible car riddling it with gunfire, and Affleck doesn't even get hit. Then leave it to them to make a glaring error where they somehow train Affleck’s pilot to go on the counterstrike in Japan as a bomber crewman. WW2 veterans laughed at this, especially my Dad, who was in the air corps, who said it was impossible for them to just decide to retrain a pilot to be a bomber. It never happened. Also, Affleck is too tall. He wouldn't fit in the turret. Well, Bay is silly, but his movie tries too hard to be great, and fails on every logical level. Entertaining puff, but not nearly as cool as it tries to be, or accurate. (Tora Tora Tora is a much better movie). 
Review by Adam Browne

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