Dungeons & Dragons
PG 13
Courtney Solomon and crew evidently
never played Dungeons and Dragons, nor did they consult anyone who was even
remotely a mage, not even a dungeon master, because this was horrid. Nothing
like the game. This is Atari Adventure compared to Dungeons and Dragons, and
that's an insult to Atari Adventure! When a young princess goes off on an adventure
to seek a powerful item to cure her people, bad guys crack stupid jokes and
chase after her. The only quality moment, the senate scene. It was downhill
from there. The dragons were actually lumbering and stupid, when in the game
they were smart. The sorcerers are powerful, but not in this. The skeletal dude
was not from the stories. They were thinking of Goonies. Yikes, that even
insults Goonies. Horrid, horrid script didn't help.
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