Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Review: 'Swordfish' is a bad command error of a movie


Swordfish   R            
            Ooh, like John Travolta and Halle Berry are in a movie...and like that makes it cool. Then there is this plot about this hacker who is like the world's best hacker, and this heist going on, and stuff, but Halle Berry is in it, and for two seconds, you get to see her flashing. Fan boys beware. This movie actually...breaks like a bad line of code on a Vista program, or maybe an old Mac Power Book. The story is dumb as dirt. Rent The Bourne Identity movies or the first Matrix movie, but not this. Yetch.    
Review by Adam Browne

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