G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
PG 13
The director of 'The Mummy' and 'Van
Helsing' two hit or miss flicks, returns to comic book hero basics with the
army Ken dolls of GI Joe based on the 1980s present cartoon series. Like
younger sibling, Transformers, (also a franchise of toys and with a lackluster
movie sequel), GI Joe still holds onto fame among a generation and their
children and assorted relatives. Having just watched again the 1984 original of
the series, it was decidedly cheesy and nobody ever got a scuff with lasers and
bombs burst in air around them, but it was fun, and the names were
unintentionally funny because some of them resembled rejects from The Village
People crossed with a Las Vegas cabaret show. (The 1987 cartoon film is still
my favorite GI Joe adventure). As for the film, Sommers did his homework too,
and he watched enough episodes to learn all about each character (something
Michael Bay's team didn't do in either Transformers film, and thus alienated
many generation 1 fans who wanted more robot personalities instead of robot
acting). GI Joe doesn't try to be anything more than a live action cartoon, but
it does this spot on. Tatum is hilarious as Duke just by his expressions and
Quaid, Pryce, Waynes and the rest are living their roles, even keeping to the
whole gung ho military hero bit, along with a little wink to the obvious
glaring costumes from the original. (But Some characters are wrong. For
instance, the Baroness is not right though. Sigh. She should be from the Chzek
republic, not married into being a baroness, and some of them have switched
nationality and race, which is okay, but Snake Eyes has lips! What?), Evil
weapons leader McCullum and his insane cyborg doctor friend have double crossed
the world in the not too far off future, but a top secret special forces team
called GI Joe stands in their way. It's like a glorious multimillion dollar fan
film. It's silly but never so full of itself as to be overblown. A fun ride
from beginning to end and especially clever reboot for the material. Let this
guy reboot Transformers and do both sides right. At least there aren't any
really dumb jokes in it. The script is smart enough to exclude unnecessary one
liners and the cast are good actors who seem to be enjoying themselves
tremendously. Like when Waynes drives the Shark sub toward the evil hideout
under the sea and shouts 'Yo Joe!' with gleeful abandon and a chuckle. Review by Adam Browne
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