Last Action Hero PG 13
John McTiernen was probably on
something potent when he directed this true stinker. The premise is that somehow
a magic ticket can bring a little boy's cartoon world to life, or puit him in
the movie, only his fantasy is to hang out with a little "long in the
tooth" Arnold Schwarzenegger. That would most certainly appeal to all the
4th grade boys who will just line up to see this movie because Arnie is way
cool! No. It won't. The story is ridiculous. The parts where he is in reality
are more cartoonish than the cartoon part. This idea was done ten times better
in Never Ending Story and twenty times better Roger Rabbit. Here it's just meh.
What's with that stogie (cigar) he's got? That's a good thing to teach kids.
Smoke up, boys. Your hero has a stogie. Review by Adam Berowne
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